Lindsey Lohan

So... I've ultimately decided that I'm gonna start loving Lindsey Lohan. Not only because she played the cutest twins ever in my favorite childhood movie the parent-trap.. and not only because she somehow found a way to get out of every DUI offense known to man.. but because I figure at the rate she is going (which is a very fast downward spiral) she is either going to die (harsh I know) or just fall out of the world of celebrities. And if she is anything like Michael Jackson the world will suddenly love her again.. And I will be there to say HA! Well I loved her before she died of uh... "natural causes." Yes, I know that death is not a joking matter but look at her! Anyways, I decided it would be kinda fun to do a list of the celebrities I hate the most. So... *drum roll*

Kenzies top five most hated celebrities

5. Brandon Davis. (Yes, the one who you may remember as having a drunken outburst where we "dissed" Lindsey Lohan several times) Brandon Davis is just an annoying sleaze. I can't stand him. Funny thing is even the more annoying young, rich, unimportant, famous-for-no-reason stars hate him. Way to go Brandon.

4. Clay Aiken. Is it his hair cut? His music? His sort of "if i saw you in my room in the middle of the night i'd pee my pants" face? I don't know. But either way I can't stand him.

3. Tracy Morgan. His voice labels him. His personality stamps that label. And his name ships the package.

2. Kevin Federline. Yeah, he's the annoying washed up rapper that somehow STILL finds his way to the cover of the magazines and one of the "top" stories on E news! Please Kevin... for the sake of us all.. GTFO!

1. Angelina Jolie. *screams of horror* it's okay everyone. take a breather. Of course I love the movies she acts in... and I love her characters. But her as a person/celebrity I can't stand! She stole Brad Pitt away from one of my faves (Jen Aniston) She has a new kid every week that she just hands off to one of her ten nannies, and she's just flat out weird. Yeah, I know you can stop gasping now!

Anyways just food for thought.

Hot tub folliculitis

Itchy, painful, burning BUMPS. Yep, oh glorious hot tub folliculitis. How about I first start off by telling about when I FIRST got this wonderful "rash". It was the end of September, and my friend and I got into her hot tub. A few days afterwards I began to notice bumps. Red ones, that itched. The began to cover my ENTIRE stomach. They were hideous. They progressed to my legs, and eventually my arms. They were red, and filled with some sort of puss. (sorry tmi) anyways, they itched and burned and ugh. just horrible. I looked like some sort of science experiment gone wrong. Homecoming was less then two weeks away and I was MORTIFIED that I had to go with these things. But with some makeup and some "i don't care" attitude.. I made it through. About the middle of November, right before coed, they faded into a dark pinkish lesion. Thank goodness, because lesions look better then bumps when your wearing a dress. Finally they were just different colored pigments in my skin. well... about two days ago.. I decided to get into the SAME friends hot tub.. not thinking that it would happen AGAIN. But today I noticed bumps appearing everywhere on my legs. It sucks. It really does. But I guess that's what I get it. My friend Sam got into the same hot tub with me though, and now she has it too. At least I don't have to suffer the ugliness and pain of it by myself;)

Now below I show you the nastiness of... *demonic voice* HOT TUB FOLLICULITIS!

FYI THIS IS NOT ME! Mine isn't that severe... But, I just wanted you to get the idea;)

Christmas Eve:)

When you think of Christmas eve... what do you think of? Snow covering the grounds, and beautiful flakes lightly falling from the sky? Drinking hot chocolate while snuggled up by the fireplace trying to keep warm? Perhaps listening to Christmas music, and really trying to "get in the spirit"? Yeah. Me too. However... Christmas this year.. is the opposite. Instead of looking out the window and seeing white.. I see green & sunshine. Instead of sitting by the fireplace snuggled up.. i'm wearing shorts and sitting in this chair. And instead of listening to christmas music.. I'm bloggin it up and listening to Fefe Dobson. Oh well though. I don't need those things to indicate that tomorrow morning I'm gonna be tearing open the most awesome presents known to person. :) And I will be able to give them also. I think me saying I'm excited is a major understatement. Anyways.. I'm gonna go get ready for bed. The faster I go to sleep the faster Christmas comes :) Oh wait... it's only noon.

Gore and Christmas

What is it about crappy actresses, cheesy plot lines, and corny gore that attracts me to watching Syfy movies? Syfy has ultimatley the most outrageously stupid movies that are put on television but every Sunday I find myself indulging in marathons of them. (is that a sin?) Anyways, I'm loving Christmas vacation. No school for two weeks? Yes please. :) Sleeping in, and not having to do my makeup and hair each day? YES PLEASE!! I only have six days until Christmas and I can hardly contain myself. Yes, I do happen to be more excited then my twelve year old little brother. And, yeah. I do plan on waking up earlier then anyone else in the house, and then waking the whole fam damily up. So Christmas..... Bring it on.

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Yes, this is the third blog I've created. Yes, I am about to falsify this statement and say that unlike the other two blogs I am going to stay faithful and post frequently. And yes, this is my first post. I created my other two blogs out of a spontaneous burst of imaginative ideas that I felt needed to be written down and recorded for future references. But, after about an average of seven posts on each blog I just stopped. It could have been the fact that I never seem to finish anything. Or the fact that I forgot my username and password... or simply the fact that the creative juices always seem to end after the seventh post. Either way, I'm gonna TRY to stick with this one. No promises though... and if I happen to reach the seventh blog post and then I don't post for a week or more.. assume the worst, and abandon ship (aka The Lonely Blog That Never Gets Blogged On)