Friday, December 24, 2010

Lindsey Lohan

So... I've ultimately decided that I'm gonna start loving Lindsey Lohan. Not only because she played the cutest twins ever in my favorite childhood movie the parent-trap.. and not only because she somehow found a way to get out of every DUI offense known to man.. but because I figure at the rate she is going (which is a very fast downward spiral) she is either going to die (harsh I know) or just fall out of the world of celebrities. And if she is anything like Michael Jackson the world will suddenly love her again.. And I will be there to say HA! Well I loved her before she died of uh... "natural causes." Yes, I know that death is not a joking matter but look at her! Anyways, I decided it would be kinda fun to do a list of the celebrities I hate the most. So... *drum roll*

Kenzies top five most hated celebrities
5. Brandon Davis. (Yes, the one who you may remember as having a drunken outburst where we "dissed" Lindsey Lohan several times) Brandon Davis is just an annoying sleaze. I can't stand him. Funny thing is even the more annoying young, rich, unimportant, famous-for-no-reason stars hate him. Way to go Brandon.


4. Clay Aiken. Is it his hair cut? His music? His sort of "if i saw you in my room in the middle of the night i'd pee my pants" face? I don't know. But either way I can't stand him.


3. Tracy Morgan. His voice labels him. His personality stamps that label. And his name ships the package.

2. Kevin Federline. Yeah, he's the annoying washed up rapper that somehow STILL finds his way to the cover of the magazines and one of the "top" stories on E news! Please Kevin... for the sake of us all.. GTFO!

1. Angelina Jolie. *screams of horror* it's okay everyone. take a breather. Of course I love the movies she acts in... and I love her characters. But her as a person/celebrity I can't stand! She stole Brad Pitt away from one of my faves (Jen Aniston) She has a new kid every week that she just hands off to one of her ten nannies, and she's just flat out weird. Yeah, I know you can stop gasping now!

Anyways just food for thought.

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